if i annoy you, you're welcome
so in third grade I told two of my friends I could talk to horses & made up a really dramatic backstory of how I “discovered” my powers & our teacher overheard us talking about it and told the child psychologist I was seeing for insomnia issues & the child psychologist asked me about it & I was first and foremost terrified that if I admitted to the lie, this medical professional would tell my friends I made it all up
so I doubled down and insisted I could really talk to horses. I was doing major damage control. I didn’t realize you can’t just tell psychiatric professionals you have magic powers, I was 8.
so I ended up in counseling for this for an entire year until eventually I just stopped going for some reason but when I was 20 the office contacted me to tell me the psychologist was retiring & asked if I wanted a copy of my childhood records before they were filed away and eventually shredded & I said sure & went over them & discovered that she had diagnosed me with “psychotic delusions” bc I was 8 and apparently convinced her I truly thought I could talk to horses.
genuinely cannot tell if I my parents should’ve been cashing in on me as the most sought-after child actor of the era or if that psychologist was just extremely so so so bad at her job.
I also figured out I stopped seeing her because she told my parents the diagnosis and my dad was like “she’s doesn’t think she can talk to horses!!! she’s lying to you 😭😭😭😭” but she didn’t believe him
i say i was a weird-horse-girl in elementary school and you say “me too” but did it get you a psychiatric diagnosis
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the best thing about tumblr is that you can watch a show and then you come here and someone has made a gifset of it and you can put it on your blog like a sticker in a journal
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all the “weird” content on tiktok feels so fabricated and performative. whereas on tumblr you’ll meet someone who will casually admit they eat paint
this sort of sums it up perfectly
TikTok: “Aaaah I wore cat ears to school aren’t I so random x3?”
Tumblr: [On the second hour and 60th slide of a presentation] “It follows, obviously, that any feminist reading of superwholock ABO fic requires that Sherlock imprints on Castiel, the two thusly showing that omegas can love each other in an act of mutual destruction, faith embodied dissolving logic and rigorous inquiry unraveling the heavens themself”
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also I love that Grover gets separated from the kids and immediately starts playing mind games with a god. he’s like finally I don’t have to be a good role model for a second. let’s talk brutality.
has this one been done yet
How I feel like when I see new pjo fans calling percabeth by the name annacy